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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Tue, September 15, 2009 - 5:59 PMAt this point, everything is weight towards self-annihilation. -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Tue, September 15, 2009 - 6:18 PMWhat do ya want to go and do that for. ? You are rather interesting, when you aren't cussing yourself all the way to cussville and defending sex . -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Tue, September 15, 2009 - 6:28 PMA billion years from now- in fact in less than 100 years every single one of us here will be nothing but a memory in the minds of our loved ones. Who will all still be having sex so that the human race can continue. I do not believe there is any sort of after life. There are so many versions of what an after life might be that they cannot all be right. Even the most devout Christian worries that they could be totally wrong and that when they die they will face a very pissed of Allah or Zeus, or Xenu or The Invisible Pink Unicorn (may you be blessed by her holy hooves) -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Tue, September 15, 2009 - 6:57 PMIf the unicorn in some afterlife realm is invisible ---then how could she be also pink ?.
Having any colour and being invisible, are mutually exclusive properties. In no possible world no matter how exotic could have a unicorn that is pink and at the same time invisible. Just like in no possible world can you have a two-horned unicorn . It is a contradiction and terms , and therefore , not merely physically, impossible, but instead logically impossible . -
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Fixing a Typo
Tue, September 15, 2009 - 6:59 PM'contradiction in terms' ---That was the phrase I meant to type in the post above . -
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Re: Fixing a Typo
Tue, September 15, 2009 - 7:28 PMYou are right for once. An invisible pink unicorn is a contradiction in terms. Just like the looney notion of a virgin birth or the idea that a loving god would send anyone to hell for all eternity. Her holy pinkness like all gods is an invention of the human mind. The pinkness is just as silly of a concept as assuming that the god of the universe is a white male who tallies the fall of every sparrow (one pictures such a god saying to souls from a plane that just crashed in flames: "sorry folks i could not answer your prayers I was tabulating sparrow number three hundred million") Besides maybe God is Black lesbian. -
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Re: Fixing a Typo
Tue, September 15, 2009 - 7:51 PMHummingbird
<<<Just like the looney notion of a virgin birth or the idea that a loving god would send anyone to hell for all eternity.>>>
Ahh the bastard child of the virgin.......You know, by the Levitical Laws, Jesus, as a bastard child (Mary and GOD were not married in Holy Matrimony) WAS NOT to set foot at the alter of GOD for TEN GENERATIONS after him....
WHAT????? Jesus was a bastard, and therefore in and by the law of the land was impotent before GOD.......He was an ABOMINATION!!!!! -
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Re: Fixing a Typo
Tue, September 15, 2009 - 8:00 PMDeuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:1-3 (in Context) Deuteronomy 23
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Re: Fixing a Typo
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 8:54 AMHUMM POSTED :You are right for once. An invisible pink unicorn is a contradiction in terms. Just like the looney notion of a virgin birth
RESPONSE: A virgin birth is NOT a contradiction in terms / the scenario though it defies mere physical law, does NOT involve any internal contradiction. There are doctrines prooted by *some* religious sectarians which do involve internal contradictions : such as the weird doctrine held by some that the actions of a person can be both predestied and the person still have free will ---which is ridiculous.
However, there is NO internal contradiction with the scenario of a virgin birth . Apparently, you are not aware of the distinction between mere physical law--- which is merely *inductive* and logical law--- which is *deductive* (the latter being based on definitional rules...rules of meaning itself) .
Natural laws of biology that states that a human ovum must be met with a sperm in order to conceive a child, is merely inductive being based on repeated empirical observation ---which is NOT as ultimate in an ontological sense as deductive rules .
However, there is nothing about the DEFINITION of BIRTH that rules out a woman's ovum conceiving without sperm being present , there is NO internal contradiction .
With other non-human species there are females that can conceive progeny and give birth, without being inseminated by sperm ; it is called parthenogenesis .
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 5:47 AMThere are recent discoveries about invisibility. Invisible to others does not necessarily mean invisible to oneself.
Once again you misunderstand the joke in the name of that imaginary unicorn.
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 7:08 AMProgress has been made in the military for invisibility fields
The unicorn could be pink in that the property of it's flesh will tend to reflect all colors "whitish" but absorb some of them too, with the exception of red... so the reflected light would be of a reddish and whitish hue.
Strapped around the unicorn would be a high tech mesh, the field it produces would bend the light traveling from behind it from your perspective, redirect it around the field, and return it back. From your view you'd see what is behind it as if it wasn't standing there, but the unicorn would still be pink within the field itself, but that light wouldn't get to reach your eye.
Of course, such steeds are the favorite mounts of the alien depicted in the movie "Predator", in fact there is nothing more satisfying to such invisible unicorns than to approach and armed human and impale them with the horn for sport. Usually the skulls of human victims the unicorn likes to wear in a necklace, occasionally the jawbones of people are ground down and made into decorative horse-shoes. Though pink, the unicorn is menacing and not cute, as like's it's normal rider it's mouth opens horizontally like mandables, and it has a secondary mouth that comes out (think like "alien" with very sharp teeth. It does eat flesh, but also an abundance of Krill and shrimp like shellfish when it wades out into large shallow seas of it's homeworld, hence it's pink hue is the result of it's diet... as it is with flamingos.
Yes, BTW, It does have dreadlocks like tentacles for it's mane and tail. In mythology it was reported seen and written about in distorted account as the red horse and rider in the book of Revelation, glorifying in war as the best opportunity for their trophy hunting the alien and his unicorn steed are actually in their correct attribution in this otherwise pointless text of St John as he writhed about and wrote his ergot driven trip for posterity.
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 5:43 AMI haven't really defended any sort of sexual activity, and you know it. I have defended people's right to behave with their bodies in a consensual manner with those of age they are disposed towards, and who are disposed towards them. You're the steaming shit pile that keeps making everything about sex, faggot. I will cuss forever, and you know that very well. In fact, you know why too, deep inside. -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 5:49 AMI think Jason needs to accept his sexual proclivities. You don't seem inclined to want sex with women. -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 8:59 AMI have NO sexual proclivities , PISS .
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 8:58 AMPISS POSTED : I haven't really defended any sort of sexual activity, and you know it. I have defended people's right to behave with their bodies in a consensual manner with those of age they are disposed towards, and who are disposed towards them. You're the steaming shit pile that keeps making everything about sex, faggot. I will cuss forever, and you know that very well. In fact, you know why too, deep inside.
RESPONSE: On the contrary , you have gotten quite defensive when I expressed the wish that orgasms of Loki cease .
And young man , you WILL stop cussing , right now .
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 9:12 AMJason said: "And young man , you WILL stop cussing , right now . "
Oh fucking a! who do you think you are. we will god damn curse any any fucking time we choose to do so. No shit, Jason get used to it. -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 10:10 AMHUMM ,
You will not use that filthy language again, young man !
If that behavior continues you will be grounded ! -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Wed, September 16, 2009 - 10:14 AMOh fuck! grounded again? this shit has to stop. -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 9:07 AMLaughs Out Loud. Mr.Humm go wash your mouth out with soap !
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 11:17 AMHere we are again. How, or why, would you have rights to me? How do you think you became my 'father', or 'step-father'?
I'm trying to ascertain what it is you are attempting to accomplish here.
What is the meaning of you ascribing yourself fatherhood over me?
You were interfering with another married couple's sex life, based upon some assuption of their spiritual beliefs. You know this is wrong. You are uncomprehending. Why is it you believe you have the right to curtail free speech. Is the constitution 'just a piece of paper' to you?
BTW, I called you a faggot. And I really think any homosexual person here would agree both with my usage of that term in regards to you, and my vehemence in using it. I might say 'metaphysical faggot' to be more clear on my meaning, but in all real truth I do feel you are a closeted homosexual. And also I am incredibly angry with you. You have absolutely no concern for anyone else's feelings. I respect both Hummingbird and Adam, and really won't call them names. I feel I can call you anything I want with aplomb. How will you stop me?
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 11:18 AMAs I told you, your god is the Qliphoth. And you believe you are god. But what does that make me? And what do you require of me?
Do you people, as God, require me to be Jesus, so you can fuck me in the ass?
Is that the sort of god you want to be? -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 11:21 AM
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 11:46 AMDoes Jason, or whomever is back their in his mind, wish to 'dandle me on his knee'?
I tell you this with no falsity, I've gotten the image of God on his throne with me as a baby being... from these people so many times.
And really, as I told you, this is about someone think of some way to either advance their own agenda, or balance something out.
Why do Christians want to 'be with Jesus'? Why do they assume that he is single still?
Do they wish to whore themselves out to him? What could that mean?
I will work on this idea of being physically immrotal in the presence of Jesus for you all if you would like.
They simply didn't look far enough ahead in this enterprise, and their current activities are making them more evil than ever.
So, physically immortal in a 'garden' with Jesus, and he has to remain single and virginal. The duration he maintains this is the duration of their immortality.
Honestly, whichever wsy they look at it, they are royally fucked. -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 11:50 AMAre you all going to let me explain this or not? I've gotten bumped off a hundred times already, and these irrational people keep insisting it is their will which it doing it. Do I get to write and state what I've learned, or not? Because, I'm telling you, without being able to write any longer, I will refuse to live. -
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.Unsu...
Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 11:51 AM
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 11:54 AMLet's go. I'll do it. Will you learn anything, or will you all be too busy fucking each other to listen to me?
I won't ever touch a single fucking one of you.
It will become a hell of absolute utter fucking boredom. -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 12:16 PMIn order to be freed from that, you would have to kill me.
Also, what is the reality of the 'garden'?
Lilith. -
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Re: What Will Mr.Piss Be Doing A Billion Years From Now ?
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 12:17 PMA voyeur. Because you see everything in terms of male and female.
We humans really should have tried to understand this a very very long time ago.
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Clearing matters up
Thu, September 17, 2009 - 3:19 PMPISS POSTED :Here we are again. How, or why, would you have rights to me? How do you think you became my 'father', or 'step-father'?
RESPONSE: I just went ahead and declared myself (with a figurative turn of phrase ) your adopted father .
PISS POSTED I'm trying to ascertain what it is you are attempting to accomplish here.
What is the meaning of you ascribing yourself fatherhood over me?
RESPONSE :Two purposes .
(1). I thought there was a remote chance that you might take me as a surrogate father and study recommendations given by me to you .
(2) . Knowing that you have a very defiant personality , I thought it might get a rise out of you, which I find humorous . and it did .
PISS POSTED :You were interfering with another married couple's sex life, based upon some assuption of their spiritual beliefs. You know this is wrong. You are uncomprehending.
RESPONSE: How can I be both uncomprehending and know that it is (allegedly) wrong .?
If you are referring to Loki and the orgasms he has , it is NOT like I've barged into his house and physically constrained him ---so please stop the hyperbole .
PISS POSTED :Why is it you believe you have the right to curtail free speech. Is the constitution 'just a piece of paper' to you?
RESPONSE: I do NOT believe I have the right to curtail free speech. If i tell someone not to say something the words I use cannot stop them if they are bent on doing it . I don't enforce what I tell people not to say, and I wouldn't want to enforce it, since I believe that people who disagree with Truth have a right to express the wrong opinions they hold .
BTW, I called you a faggot. And I really think any homosexual person here would agree both with my usage of that term in regards to you, and my vehemence in using it.
RESPONSE: Are you sure about that they would be okay with that. That term has often been used to deride them. They might be quite disturbed with you sing that term !
PISS POSTED : I might say 'metaphysical faggot' to be more clear on my meaning,
RESPONSE: What in the world does that phrase mean ?
PISS POSTED : but in all real truth I do feel you are a closeted homosexual.
RESPONSE: Well then you are full of baloney on that one. I hate penises and rectums so accsusing someone who hates penises and rectums of being homosexual makes about as much sense as accusing someone who hates fire of being a pyromaniac ! Haven't you read the treatises I've posted over at the intellectual barbarian message board about how ugly penises are ?
PISS POSTED : And also I am incredibly angry with you. You have absolutely no concern for anyone else's feelings.
RESPONSE: On what grounds do you claim that ?
PISS POSTED : I respect both Hummingbird and Adam, and really won't call them names. I feel I can call you anything I want with aplomb.
RESPONSE : Then you may want to think twice about using terms that have often been used to deride homesexuals in the message board .
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ISS POSTED "How will you stop me?
RESPONSE: I may not be able to ever stop you. Plus , though I might verbally admonish you not to state this or that statement --I think you have a right to free expression , including calling me what you want . -
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Re: Clearing matters up
Mon, October 26, 2009 - 2:16 PMI'll have been so many things, you have no idea.
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