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How did Michael Jackson Die?
Food poisoning. He put 10 year old nuts in his mouth.
How will they dispose of Jackson's corpse?
By melting him down into lego, so kids can play with HIM for a change.
Did you hear that in tribute to Michael Jackson, McDonalds is offering the limited time only "Jackson Burger"? Pickles, onions, ketchup, and 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
Now that he is dead, what is Michael Jackson doing?
Trying to molest the baby jesus in heaven.
Food poisoning. He put 10 year old nuts in his mouth.
How will they dispose of Jackson's corpse?
By melting him down into lego, so kids can play with HIM for a change.
Did you hear that in tribute to Michael Jackson, McDonalds is offering the limited time only "Jackson Burger"? Pickles, onions, ketchup, and 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
Now that he is dead, what is Michael Jackson doing?
Trying to molest the baby jesus in heaven.
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 8:24 AMI hear they ordained Michael Jackson as a Catholic Priest. He did not need to go through the seminary becaue they figured ha had already passed the preliminaries.
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes
Wed, July 1, 2009 - 9:38 AMIt used to be that the way to tell it was bed time at the Neverland ranch was when the big hand covered the little hand.
Any bets as to whether or not he is melting in hell?
Anyone hear about the new Viagra nasal spray? It's for dickheads...(Okay so that one isnt a Michael Jackson joke, SUE ME!Ha!Ha!)
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