Would you believe, in Church?
An Italian couple who caused outrage among many Christians when they were caught having sex in a confessional box during Mass have repented and been forgiven by the local bishop.
The couple, who are in their early thirties, were apparently drunk after a long night out when they stumbled into a cathedral in Cesena, in northern Italy, earlier this month.
When their urges overcame them, they went into a confessional box - the small booth usually reserved for the private admission of sins - and had sex.
Parishioners worshipping at Mass were alerted to their presence "by rustling and groaning" and the bishop called on police to intervene.
At the time, the couple reportedly defended their conduct saying: "We are atheists and for us, having sex in church is like doing it any other place."
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...urch.html
If a church is just like "any other place" to these brilliant atheist believers why didn't they go to some other place, like maybe a hotel room? Or is the thought of descecrating a local church just to titillating to pass up?
An Italian couple who caused outrage among many Christians when they were caught having sex in a confessional box during Mass have repented and been forgiven by the local bishop.
The couple, who are in their early thirties, were apparently drunk after a long night out when they stumbled into a cathedral in Cesena, in northern Italy, earlier this month.
When their urges overcame them, they went into a confessional box - the small booth usually reserved for the private admission of sins - and had sex.
Parishioners worshipping at Mass were alerted to their presence "by rustling and groaning" and the bishop called on police to intervene.
At the time, the couple reportedly defended their conduct saying: "We are atheists and for us, having sex in church is like doing it any other place."
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...urch.html
If a church is just like "any other place" to these brilliant atheist believers why didn't they go to some other place, like maybe a hotel room? Or is the thought of descecrating a local church just to titillating to pass up?
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Fri, June 13, 2008 - 4:40 PMOMG what a laugh.
it takes me back many years ago, when I still was having sex, and a fucking good time too.
I was picked up by a priest one night. Went back to his very big house attached to the church. The first night we slept together, I remember awaking to him getting back into bed, and telling me, he had just done the quickest mass ever. Then we were at it again.
want tell where else we did it..... But it was all a lot of fun at the time.
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Tue, July 15, 2008 - 9:42 PMI have a hard time believing that only atheists have had sex in church or on church grounds. Or how about a cemetery which should also be sacred grounds. -
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Tue, July 15, 2008 - 10:00 PMSurely more Christians have had sex in church than atheists. lol
I used to LOVE having sex in cemteries. One in particular at a place called "Crazy Mans" in Roanoke Texas. There was all kinds of crazy shit going on there all the time. It was dangerous and exciting. We used to drop acid and drink and smoke weed and fuck on top of tombstones. It was alot of fun till "The Cult" came running down the hill towards us with torches burning and we hightailed it outta there. I only went back twice after that. I have to tell my stories of Crazy Mans sometime somewhere. That place was a total trip. I wonder if it's built up now or still the same. Looks like it's time for some good old fashioned investigative research yo. Oh yeah.
NOT having sex in a cemetery is so much safer though. Plus there's that whole "possession" factor!!!
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Thu, July 17, 2008 - 3:44 PMLiaBear
No priests are well known for having sex on church grounds. Just as well alter boys are not able to fall pregnant.
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Fri, June 13, 2008 - 11:51 PMI would love to suck jesus' cock! -
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 5:53 AMYou can't desecrate something that isnt holy. Believers may think it's holy and see it as desecration but it's not.
I know a priest of a church that has homo-sex on a regular basis. He gets a phat salary from his church and gets to moved around the country and the world being a priest. Not Catholic though. I forget the denomination. It's Christian though. Supposedly his church doesnt frown on homosexuality. But he IS in the closet because I bet if alot of people at the church knew they wouldnt want him to be the priest. It's weird to me when I think about it. I suppose he really does have religious convictions and faith or whatever. But to me it just seems like he's going through the motions for a paycheck. Priest by day. Cock smoker by night. Whatever. He has a small dick anyway. If he was hot I'd be fuckin' him regularly but I just stopped talking to him. A gay christian is like a gay or black republican or a Jewish nazi. Pretty fuckin' rediculous.
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 6:56 AMI find it humorous that you guys are all so predictable. This was obviously a bait by someone who revels at starting crap, and you did not disappoint. I hate to see however, that you guys are representing the gay community here. I know many many gay men and women who do not act the way you do, talk the way you do, or make sex into some filthy trivial thing the way you do. It is sad I cannot convince them to come on and represent the other side. For straight people who have never met gay people, YOU are their only example. You actually act the homophobic stereotype and you really ought to be ashamed, but, predictable as you are, you aren't. You take pride in your crudeness and your vileness. Shame on you. -
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 7:13 AMI think youre full of it Wendy. Your viewpoint could be seen as humorous ( or sad ) and predictable as well. I didnt take this thread as bait and could be wrong but I don't think the original poster was baiting the homos. Dan posts things like this all the time. I havent seen him for a while though. ( Hi Dan. : ) He's a notorious Christian do-gooder. ( Mo fo has 10 kids too. Daaaamn!!! AND it doesnt surprise me that DVDBurner is his friend. lol ) And just for the record I don't represent any "gay community." The gay community is total bullshit as far as I'm concerned. You may have baited me for that response though and that wouldnt surprise me at all.
Filthy trivial thing? Represent the other side? WTF are you talking about? lol Do you do meth or what? Youre on an ego trip bandwagon and tossing in anyone that is available. Since I'm outspoken it's easy to make me your little martyr.
Take pride in crudeness & vileness? Shame? lol So stupid.
Self righteous much? Please do continue though. I suppose I may be mildly entertained by your lofty indignation and judgement.
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 7:37 AMI think some people on Tribe are just foul. They think I'm foul. I can be. But that's not ALL I am. I recently joined the "heated debate" tribe. I suppose I do like to argue some. Maybe just a little. : ) This lady Wendy just went off on me on a thread Dan posted. It's interesting to see how fucked up her perception is of me. But it's not fucked up to her I suppose. It's her perspective. She owns it I guess. She's essentially labelled me and put me on a shelf. The convenience in that is pathetic. Are you on that tribe?
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 12:07 PMDon't worry, Wendy, I'm bent and I find both Marvin and Pattison to be idiotic and repulsive. It's clear that neither one of those retards has any self-respect. They're just spewing forth their baggage, projecting self loathing on the institutions they blame for their stupid problems. -
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 1:31 PMI can be idiotic and never claimed not to be. Repulsion is your own personal response and has nothing to do with me. You obviously only pick the "questionable" things I say and don't see anything else with your limited tunnel vision. But hey, if you need a scapegoat to make you feel better I guess it may as well be me. I have plenty of self respect. Spewing forth my baggage. lol That's what we're all doing from your perspective. Oh so sorry it isnt the little tea party you had in mind and supposedly prefer. Obviously why youre on ths tribe saying things like what you just posted. Self loathing. Hmm. I could contemplate that for about 20 seconds. And I don't blame institutions for any of my stupid problems. I just happen to think organized religion is bullshit and have no problem expressing that opinion. I have a few problems but who doesnt and my problems arent really the fault of any institutions. More just life happening as it happens. I think I deal with it pretty well actually. You really don't know shit about me asshole. Your post is a huge stinking load of shit. ( Picks it up and stuffs it back in the retards mouth. )
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 3:01 PMHey BD, been awhile! I haven't had a really good argument with someone with intelligence in a while. How Patticakes and the Martian turned an anti-atheist rant into a pro-filth rant is beyond me. How Dan thought this had something to do with a debate is beyond me. What are we supposed to be debating? Should atheists be allowed to enter a church and have sex in public just because they are atheists? Is that the debate? If so, then...uh, duh, no.
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 3:09 PMFunny how if you think the thread is so lame yet you post on it. I don't really care if the thread is a debate or not. If I see something that interests me I respond. The fact that you view it as a pro-filth rant speaks more of your own character than anyone elses. Your good buddy BD threatened to come to my house and kill me in the past so it's interesting to see you guys are good buddies. Self righteous puritanical bigots. Do you actually pay attention when you look in the mirror? -
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 3:58 PMMarvin, I have never threatened to come to your house and kill you. You are completely deluded. The most I've ever threatened anyone with is being rounded up and that's obviously a joke.
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 5:03 PMYoure full of shit. That must be why you keep responding. -
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Sat, June 14, 2008 - 9:41 PMAtheists have sex in the missionary position.
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 11:59 AMYou keep telling yourself that, Marvin. -
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 12:15 PMYou too asshole. F-off now. Thanx. Uh. Yah. That'd be great.
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 12:45 PM
what was the original question?
oh, yeah, why don't we get a room and stop desecrating?
answer: it's just too titilating to watch in your local church.
and,
if you're an atheist, maybe there's no such thing as punishment for sins?
i don't know the answer to that one.
i'll have to ask my bosses tomorrow
(seriously, they are certified degreed professional atheists)
i'll let you know
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 3:15 PMSo you would see nothing wrong if those filthy low-lifes came into your kids elementary school and doinked right there on the teachers desk?
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 5:36 PM
i would see it any way i choose
perhaps rather than wrong or filthy or doinking
i would see it as early preK sex ed
oh, i forgot, teacher, you taught me sex is bad
well, then, pull down my pants, spank me with your ruler,
put me in the corner with a dunce cap,
and call my daddy to come get this pathetic child
oh, and daddy, i know it's father's day,
but can't you just this once not abuse me
could you show me the love that you had with my mother
when you conceived me...
or was that bad sex, too?
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 6:37 PMWOW!
You have got some serious issues!
I suggest you seek therapy. Being in favor of forcing young children to watch sickos have sex proves that you need medical help from trained professionals. I hope you get the help you need quickly. -
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 7:44 PMWendy youre an imbecile. I don't think anyone here thinks having sex in a church or a school room where children are present is something that should happen. Youre baiting people and behaving like a 12 year old. Noone said anything about forcing children to watch "sickos" having sex. I think what aur was saying is that if kids do catch adults having sex it's not that big of a deal or something the adults or the kids should be ashamed of. If a kids walks in on their parents having sex the parents may or may not choose to talk to the kid about it. It's their decision. And you somehow transform aurs post into her being pathetic and needing medical help from trained professionals needing help quickly. You, my dear, are a rediculous woman. When's the last time you had an orgasm. Jesus Fuckin' Christ!!! lol Talk about uptight. Girrrrl. You better git you some!!!
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 9:35 PMWell, golly, Marvin, if you're an example of what happens when a small child walks in on their parents mid act, I think we should pass a law post haste lest we end up with a population of nothing more than drooling nincompoops dragging their knuckles along the pavement as they head off to the short bus bound for a life of non stop loser being. -
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Mon, June 16, 2008 - 4:09 PMBWAHAHAHAAHAH!
Oh my flipping beans BD, I have got to steal that one and use it. Please oh please! I will cite my source if you are to AbFab to let me have it gratis.
All I got out of aur's post was a bitchfest about child rape, which had nothing to do with what this was all about.
Hell, even Dan, the OP, didn't know what his own topic was about.
It hasn't anything to do with the religion of Atheism at all, but instead has to do with disrespectful sickos who get off on public indecency and crass behavior.
And before anyone tries to correct me on the RELIGION assumption, you have no proof there is no God, therefore you have to take on FAITH that there is no God. Suck on that one for awhile. A lack of proof does not negate existence.
Let the insults fly, because I am just laughing Marvy and Aur. At least BD gives his insults some contemplation before typing. I have been honored many times by the insults handed over by BD, because his are fairly damn funny. Marvy, you are not even close to his league girlllll, so snap dem fingah's in yo own face! -
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Mon, June 16, 2008 - 6:11 PMBoth of your responses say alot about the both of you. I love when people let their true colors show. And just for the record I never claimed to be an atheist. And just for the record, I'm pretty much unaffected by your homophobic bs.
Cheers.
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Mon, June 16, 2008 - 6:16 PM
who's your disrespectful sicko, now?
will it be considered public indecency
if i suck on this lack of evidence in a church?
or would that be a case of simple crass behavior?
oh, please correct me, it hurts so good
tell me again what i have to do to be right
but pwease don't waype me
i'm just a wittle gurl
BWAHAHAHAAHAH!
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Tue, June 17, 2008 - 7:12 AMthis post has nothing to do with Gay sex Wendy. -
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Wed, June 18, 2008 - 5:13 PMDan, like uh, DUH!
I was laughing at the freaks who responded with all their filth making it into some kind of gay debate and not a debate about filthy, rude, inconsiderate criminals.
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Wed, June 18, 2008 - 6:04 PMWendy you are so banal. Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess. Is this the "Holy Spirit" speaking through you? You are so "Christ-like." lol I know youre just jealous cuz youre not one of the hot chicks in that 2 girls 1 cup video. Ha ha.
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Wed, June 18, 2008 - 6:55 PM
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Wed, June 18, 2008 - 7:01 PMunless you haven't noticed this tribe is disproportionately represented by those of the homosexual persuasion. And they naturally want to twist everything toward their perverted lifestyle. Yeah TOU, I called it perverted. What are you going to do about it??? -
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Wed, June 18, 2008 - 7:07 PMNot all of the homosexual persuasion are filthy nasty people like some of the ones in this tribe. I have known many many many homosexuals of gentleness, kindness, and tolerance. This is not the place to find a good supply of those, there are a few here. -
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Wed, June 18, 2008 - 7:18 PMI don't disagree with you Wendy. My nephew would be one of those people you are describing. He is kind, gentle and considerate. He would never show disrespect for Christians or Christianity either. Yet he is just as deceived and enslaved to his sexual addiction as those are here. -
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Wed, June 18, 2008 - 7:35 PM
"...He would never show disrespect for Christians or Christianity either...."
a homesexual never shows disrespect for christianity?
donut [most] christian authorities teach that homesexuality is disrespectful to god?
thus, being a homo * IS * disrespectful to a christian
sayeth the lord jesus christ
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Wed, June 18, 2008 - 7:50 PMI disrespect most religion and most "faithful." I despise and think pathetic. I dont think being homosexual has anything to do with it as I would probably feel the same way even if I was heterosexual. ( I'm actually prdominantly homo but am bi. As if that matters. ) It's interesting you see homosexuality as sexual addiction Dan. Would that mean that heterosexuality equates sexual addiction? Sex is sex and not that big a deal whether your "gay" or str8 as far as I'm concerned. It's asthetics. It's like some people preferring a cheeseburger over a chicken sandwich. Not really that big of a deal. And Wendys non-stop negativity speaks volumes of her character. Typical rhetoric of a Christian WHORE!!! -
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Thu, June 19, 2008 - 6:03 PMGreat band. SKANK!!! What can I say? You bring out the best in people.
"Oh these sick perverted sexual diviants!!!" BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
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Thu, June 19, 2008 - 7:09 PM"It's interesting you see homosexuality as sexual addiction Dan. Would that mean that heterosexuality equates sexual addiction?"
No, it is the natural orientation of humans and the way God intended for all men and women. That you have a sexual addiction is evident from about 99% of your conversation. It is almost all you talk about.
"Sex is sex and not that big a deal whether your "gay" or str8 as far as I'm concerned."
but I don't value your opinions very highly Marvin. Most people understand that sex with those of the opposite gender is normal and sex with animals and those of the same gender is not. They also understand that sex is not simply a form of recreation, but has a deeper meaning, leading to the creation of a unity between two committed people.
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Thu, June 19, 2008 - 7:17 PMThese are just your opinions Dan not the law for everyone that you are convinced of. You have your own truth and many other people disagree with your viewpoint. And no, 99% of my conversation isnt about sex. I joke around alot about sex but I talk about alot of other things actually. And I see homosexuality as perfectly natural. For you to compare homosexuality to beastiality is not surprising at all. Your base limited view apparently can't distinguish the difference. I do think sex can be recreational fun but fully understand the deep intimacy it can inspire as well. AND there are different levels of commitment. I'm just thankful that I don't have the limited thinking you cripple your mind with. You think I'm warped and I think you are. We could repeat this same shit over and over a few hundred more times I suppose. Apparently you enjoy it. And you assume alot about "most people" and their views on sexuality. -
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Thu, June 19, 2008 - 7:33 PM"These are just your opinions Dan not the law for everyone that you are convinced of. You have your own truth and many other people disagree with your viewpoint."
Not really Marvin, these opinions of mine are also pretty well established facts of science as well. Beyond that, and more importantly, they are Gods opinions.
" And no, 99% of my conversation isnt about sex. I joke around alot about sex but I talk about alot of other things actually."
but even then you lace your conversation about other things with grade school sexual comments an inuendo. It is like you never left the sixth grade. What is that about man? It is time to grow up. Life has a serious side you seem to ignore with your childish antics.
"And I see homosexuality as perfectly natural."
It is possible to be deceived.
"For you to compare homosexuality to beastiality is not surprising at all. Your base limited view apparently can't distinguish the difference."
It was you Marvin which stated that "sex is sex" was it not?
"I do think sex can be recreational fun but fully understand the deep intimacy it can inspire as well. AND there are different levels of commitment. I'm just thankful that I don't have the limited thinking you cripple your mind with."
you have no reason to be thankful. I have seen enough of the lives of people who think like you to know which side is right. Homosexuality is a sad lifestyle filled with depression and despair. I think you know this as well as anyone.
"You think I'm warped and I think you are."
I think we are both warped. And the God of the Bible is the unwarper.
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Thu, June 19, 2008 - 7:42 PMIf growing up means turning into someone like you no thanks. Your God stated that no man shall enter heaven unless he has the mind of a child. I refuse to grow up Dan. At least in the way you define it.
I think y
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