Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

topic posted Tue, October 20, 2009 - 10:51 AM by  Josh
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I'd like a short exectutive summary as to what this nonsense is all about.


20 words or less, and I want it on my desk by the end of the day.
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Josh
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  • Re: Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

    Tue, October 20, 2009 - 3:35 PM
    No summaries for pussies with Attention Deficit Disorder. Take your Adderall, your Concerta, your Dexidrine, yoor Focalin, your Ritalin.

    I just put my hatchet through your desk. Your inbox got flung out the window. Bureaucratic fuck.

    For some reason I sense this person has a sense of humor, though he is flipping me off. (look at the full photo)
    • Re: Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

      Tue, October 20, 2009 - 3:37 PM
      Oops, I dropped a lighting ballast on that glass panel in your executive suite, cracked that mofo. So sue me, I make shit. I did it on purpose anyway.
      • Re: Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

        Tue, October 20, 2009 - 7:53 PM
        yawn
        • Re: Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

          Tue, October 20, 2009 - 8:21 PM
          Let the breath leave you.
          • Re: Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

            Tue, October 20, 2009 - 8:36 PM
            boring
            • Re: Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

              Tue, October 20, 2009 - 8:57 PM
              You truly are a one word man. I congradulate you on that. Simple to disassemble.

              Seriously, what did you come here looking for?

              Pathetic waste of shit, can't even churn out a few remarkable words.

              Christian.
              • Re: Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

                Tue, October 20, 2009 - 9:03 PM
                dance, bitch
                • Re: Notes for a moral indictment of Loki

                  Tue, October 20, 2009 - 9:42 PM
                  Dance, and piss, on your grave.

                  Until you are better equiped for an argument, expect what you have seen.
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                    Hey there lonely boy, lonely boy

                    Wed, October 21, 2009 - 1:56 AM
                    Why not go argue with yourself, lonely boy?
                    • Re: Hey there lonely boy, lonely boy

                      Wed, October 21, 2009 - 2:43 AM
                      My fist is lonely for your face.
                      • Re: Hey there lonely boy, lonely boy

                        Wed, October 21, 2009 - 3:22 AM
                        how much impact does the cyber fist of a soon to be unsubbed internet troll carry?

                        you are little more than a fart, you realize that?
                        • Re: Hey there lonely boy, lonely boy

                          Wed, October 21, 2009 - 7:52 AM
                          Don't make references to farting. Farting is a repulsive crass/earthy activity .

                          If any ethereal Pre-Raphealite ingenues from the Victorian, or Edwardian era, heard you making reference to a crass phenomenon like that they very well might faint or turn yet a whiter shade of pale !
                          • Re: Hey there lonely boy, lonely boy

                            Wed, October 21, 2009 - 1:16 PM
                            NO FARTING *EVER*!!!
                            • Re: Hey there lonely boy, lonely boy

                              Wed, October 21, 2009 - 5:00 PM
                              That's right Loki . No farting .Farting is crass . It is ANTI-ethereal .
                              • Re: Hey there lonely boy, lonely boy

                                Thu, October 22, 2009 - 12:23 AM
                                I can't burp. I can't make myself do it (I've had people try to teach me for over 30 years), and it doesn't happen on its own. Maybe once a year I'll let out a tiny "eep," but that's it. Often times I can feel giant air bubbles in my esophagus, *desperate* to come out. They go up, threaten to come out in a burp (but never do), then go back down with a nasty gurgling sound... then go up, right up to the top of my esophagus, then go back down. It's incredibly frustrating, because there's an air bubble *right there*. It only has to travel another inch, and it will be gone, but it can't. But the air is in there. There are only two ways the trapped air can escape: up, or down. The fact that it can't escape up means that the air bubble will invariably have to work its way through my entire digestive tract, over a period of hours. No matter how big or how small the bubble, it has to go through the process of worming its way down through I don't know how many miles of intestines before finally, mercifully expelling itself from the only remaining available orifice. Which is why my boyfriend's family nicknamed me "Flatulence Girl."

                                I simply don't have a choice.

                                Therefore, Jason, I highly recommend that you stay far, far away from me at all times.
                                • Re: Hey there lonely boy, lonely boy

                                  Thu, October 22, 2009 - 11:31 AM
                                  Once my husband and I met, we only had two weeks to spend together before he moved two states away to continue his training in the military. We spent as much of that time together as possible. He loved that I was so unashamedly human - and all the things that come along with that - and would allow my belches (no one could ever teach me how to do it on purpose either, but they still happen naturally) AND farts to just...happen. I would never intentionally do so, and would still try to hold back in (not-so-) polite company (personally, I don't think anyone should ever have to apologize for having digestive side effects - if you intentionally did something rude with it yeah, but not for having them in the first place - and anyone who would ask you to is the one being rude), but everyone always knew when I belched, and if it was questioned I would always own up to a fart.

                                  So anyway, whenever I would burp around my husband, inspired by my non-girly attitude about it, he would tell me, "I love you." And for the 11 weeks we spent apart until we were married (minus one for when I visited him for Thanksgiving), whenever I burped I would think of him, and thinking of him always made me happy.

                                  Even now that we're married (coming up on our first anniversary!), whenever either of us farts, one of us will inevitably say, "Poot," occasionally drawing out the word to match the length of the fart, adding emotional emphasis to indicate relief or stench, and/or maybe the word just comes out in a, "Whoah sorry. Stinky poot." Apologizing for the smell of course, not for the gas.

                                  I value that we've had the ability to transcend petty issues and that this one in particular has even become a source of humor, bringing us closer together.

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